Updated: 21 May 2007
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FINE WINE - MEN - WOMEN
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something with which you'd like to have dinner with.
Men's counter view:
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and
intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they
go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
Montrachet, Puligny or Chassagne,
What are they? But Chardonnay!
In Bordeaux, it's Cabernet,
With Chateau this and that.
In Burgundy, Pinot Noir is where its at,
With domaine here and there,
And a clos or two in between,
What it all comes to,
Be it red or white, still or sparkling,
Even rose, which is neither here nor there,
It's all wine to me,
LET'S DRINK TO THAT!!
Shane T, 13 August 1997, 0101hrs
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